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...like a terrorist. To Canadians. That's the only explanation. I've traveled extensively and have never been stopped or questioned anywhere in the world, other than Canada. Quite literally, every F'n time. I drove into Canuckistan through Port Huron this morning and had to go to the interrogation shed to answer the same questions, worded slightly differently, several times. DAFUQ? Laid-back country and polite people. Pfffftttt. Heading back into 'Murica through New York tomorrow morning. Take your Tim Horton's and stick it in your ass <MiddleFingerSmilie> :lol:

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did you weed up and bang rental chicks whilst there in the land of beaver ?

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Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:09 pm
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Did you walk in with a black beard and say in a middle eastern accent “we are very close! KABOOM!”?:confused:

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Were you addressing every other dude as "My friend...." ?

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Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:27 pm
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Ostinato Rubato wrote:
Were you addressing every other dude as "My friend...." ?

:lol:

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Customs in Canada is the least Canadian place in Canada.
Those guys can eat a bag of dicks with their unnecessary power tripping bullshit.

That said I fucking love Canada. If Canada were south instead of north I'd 100% consider emigrating.

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Reminds me of when I was in my early twenties and travelled from Belgium to the UK a lot on the Eurostar. I was *always* the one they "randomly" picked out of the line, with that look on their face of "haha lol we're going to get this guy's drugs". I was tee-total, but definitely looked like a druggie :D


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fretless wrote:
did you weed up and bang rental chicks whilst there in the land of beaver ?


:love: :fap: :love: :fap: :love:

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^ Bwahaha to all of that :lol:

:usa: to the Dudley Do-Right Customs bastards

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Devin wrote:
fretless wrote:
did you weed up and bang rental chicks whilst there in the land of beaver ?


:love: :fap: :love: :fap: :love:



That girl in your avatar looks so full of hate :(

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Were you driving this car?
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Pretty sure he was driving this:
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Both are solid choices :thu: :lol:

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Don't worry, I get the same thing coming the other way from Canada to the US. I pull out my UK passport and that's that. Sometimes it's 20 minutes or so, but it's been up to 2 hours before. Also, I'm about the whitest dude you'll ever see.


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1973 four hippies in a 73 Chevy Vega. We got nailed on the Canadian side. They didn't find anything either but they tore the crap out of my buddies new car :mad:

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It's your '70's porn star mustache.........

they be jealous!!

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